One little faerie once touched her nose
With her hinkledy pinkledy wrinkledy toes.
This made her a very undignified she.
T'was perfect behavior for a faerie.
For faeries, you see, have never been taught
To give up all that which as children they sought;
And children have all (almost all), far and wide,
Touched their nose to their toes -
Or at least, they have tried.