Back again. You know what? I think I would like to nap before dinner at 5pm, but I shall make this post first.

Know what? It's hard to think of something intelligent each and every day. It's good for my brain, because it makes me pare down my thoughts to put them into written form.

Speaking about being good for my brain, I took an IQ test at tickle.com on Sunday. It gave me a score of 142. Of course, I then had to find out what that meant, so I paid for the test results.

Before you laugh at me, I earned more than some website owner's opinion on my intelligence for my $12.95. I earned 7 days free trial of all the rest of tickle.com's tests, with extended results. A splendid value indeed.

I found out many things about myself. First, I found that I scored off the curve of the IQ test, because I only got one question wrong. This makes me a "Visionary Philosopher." It says that, "In addition to your strengths in math and linguistics, you have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns." Also, like an oracle it tells me, "if you were on an archaeological dig and discovered an object, you could probably use your deductive powers to figure out not only what the object was but also how it was used."

Whoa! It's like a message from above, in this cheap little online report, considering I've been thinking about studying archaeology in graduate school! Who would have thought it?

Hehehe, I would be more impressed if I hadn't taken innumerable other IQ tests on the Internet before. This one was dead easy.

Besides my IQ, I have discovered other interesting things. Keep in mind that these are all scientifically proven accurate.

(A) My ideal guy is fairly romantic, very mature, poor, and ugly.
(B) I eat food very well in terms of When and How, and somewhat well in terms of What.
(C) If I were a dog, I would be a St. Bernard.
(D) My True Talents are Verbal and Spatial combined.
(E) I am Left-Brained.
(F) I am 35% masculine and 65% feminine, meaning that I am Highly Feminine. This means that I tend to be cheerful, compassionate, gentle, understanding, trusting... and timid. . . . Ya.

Frankly, I'm hooked. This Internet stuff is great! Like I was saying before, why go out and do stuff to learn by experience, when I can just take a test and find out everything about myself? Why didn't people think of this years ago?

I think I'm going to go take some more tests.  ¶ 1:33 PM